15 Tweets That Illustrate the Differences Between Cat People and Dog People
Research has shown that "cat people" and "dog people" tend to share common personality traits based on the pets they prefer. Dog people are more extraverted, lively, and tend to follow rules closely. Cat people, on the other hand, tend to be more introverted, sensitive and open-minded ... and cat lovers have even scored higher on intelligence than dog lovers.
So, are you a Cat Person or a Dog Person? If you said yes to either of the above, chances are you can relate to these Tweets that purr-fectly sum up the dynamic between Cat People and Dog People.
1.
cat people: I love cats
— bianca (@itsbinkybee) February 6, 2020
dog people: so u hate dogs?
cat people: n-no... dogs are cute too
dog people: dogs ONLY. CATS ARE THE DEVIL. CATS SHOULD BE EXTINCT. YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.
2.
[dog people] here’s my angel Rex! he knows 19 tricks & brings me my slippers every morning!
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) March 23, 2019
[cat people] this is Princess Murder who lets me live with her.she pees on everything i love. her interests include screaming & eating bugs. when she asks me to kill for her i will say yes
3.
The difference between dog owners and cat owners is cat owners know no one wants to see pictures of their pet in the snow.
— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) January 29, 2014
4.
You, a dog person: dogs are so good & their love is so pure
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) May 14, 2018
Me, a cat person/intellectual: CATS HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED SINCE THE DAWN OF THE BLACK DEATH, DON’T THINK I DON’T SEE YOUR ANTI-CAT AGENDA, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
5.
Dog owner: oh, don’t worry, he’s friendly! He loves people! He’s just a big old softie angel baby and he would never hurt a fly
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 6, 2019
Cat owner: he’s a literal monster. Try not to make eye contact with him or otherwise upset him. He will literally eat your face and then LAUGH about it
6.
cat people: I like cats more but dogs are cool
— ella (@ellaharg) September 4, 2019
dog people: cats are the DEVIL !!! I had a cat once and it ATE MY GRANDMA
7.
People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every day to save me from the shower. What is he going to do? He weighs 8 pounds.
— Tom Kilian (@TomKilianArt) February 4, 2020
8.
Dog people: My dog is my CHILD.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 26, 2018
Cat people: my cat is a fully grown adult human being that I invited to live with me and now is somehow in charge of my entire household.
9.
At least cat people and dog people can bond over how much they hate people people.
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) October 17, 2016
10.
Isn’t is weird how we have one million dog breeds and everyone is like “goldendoodle” this or “chihuahua mix” that and if you ask someone what type of cat they have it’s just like “an orange one”
— Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert) September 12, 2019
11.
dog people hate cats and cat people hate people
— ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀʙᴇᴀᴛssᴄɪssᴏʀs ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ (@paperbeatstweet) August 7, 2018
12.
"Dogs are assholes"
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah
13.
My cat is a damn anarchist. (Spellcheck tried to correct that to "My cat is a damn antichrist." Spellcheck is a dog person.)
— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) January 24, 2017
14.
Dog people liked Luke.
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) October 22, 2014
Cat people liked Han.
15.
"so are you more of a cat person or a dog person"
— mike pence's first wife, lilith (@jon_snow_420) August 27, 2015
how dare you make me choose. how dare you. this date is over and i'm calling the police
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